Dave Barry

Camping is nature's way of promoting the motel business.

Dave Barry

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Jessica Lange To my mind the election was stolen by George Bush and we have been suffering ever since under this man's leadership.
Kathleen Turner I think Europeans have enough tradition and respect for the experience and body of work of an actress that they don't sell out to the new ones.
Eartha Kitt I am learning all the time. The tombstone will be my diploma.
Susan Wojcicki Today, most young women are exposed to technology at a very young age, with mobile phones, tablets, the Web or social media. They are much more proficient with technology than prior generations since they use it for all their school work, communication and entertainment.
Anne Frank Parents can only give good advice or put them on the right paths, but the final forming of a person's character lies in their own hands.
Brian Lamb My number one goal was not getting 'A's' - and I proved it. I was a 'C' student. You have to be ready to learn. If you're not interesting in learning, it doesn't work. As I grew older and wanted to learn and desperately wanted inside information, learning was a lot easier.
Nicole Polizzi But it's really hard to eat good when you're traveling because you see fast food and you want to go to this restaurant and that restaurant.
Albert Camus Alas, after a certain age every man is responsible for his face.
Oscar Wilde Life imitates art far more than art imitates Life.
Mark Hyman I have experienced some amazing food! Yet when I think about the most luxurious and exquisite meals I have had, visions of simple food made from a few natural ingredients are what most excite me.
David E. Price The impending teacher shortage is the most critical education issue we will face in the next decade.
Reinhold Niebuhr Our age knows nothing but reaction, and leaps from one extreme to another.
Ruth Gordon Courage is very important. Like a muscle, it is strengthened by use.
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Will Rogers If I studied all my life, I couldn't think up half the number of funny things passed in one session of congress.
Samuel Johnson If your determination is fixed, I do not counsel you to despair. Few things are impossible to diligence and skill. Great works are performed not by strength, but perseverance.
Albert Brooks I've done performances in movies that I was immensely proud of and the movies didn't take off like a rocket at Cape Canaveral, it didn't take off.
Calvin Klein I'm not a drug addict. My wild period wasn't about drugs it was about sexual freedom.
Swami Sivananda Go beyond science, into the region of metaphysics. Real religion is beyond argument. It can only be lived both inwardly and outwardly.
Gregory Bateson We do not know enough about how the present will lead into the future.

Dave Barry

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