Parents were invented to make children happy by giving them something to ignore.

Ogden Nash

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Christopher Lasch The left dismisses talk about the collapse of family life and talks instead about the emergence of the growing new diversity of family types.
James Otis It is a clear truth that those who every day barter away other men's liberty will soon care little for their own.
Richard Simmons But if you pick up every other magazine, it is the peanut butter diet, or the cabbage soup diet, and then you go to the radio and you hear that you can drink some solution and you will lose weight overnight. It just does not work that way!
Ray Comfort Faith is the first step to understanding. Either it's the Word of an infallible God, the fallible words of men, or faith in what you personally believe. You've got to have faith in something. Believe me.
Edward de Bono Argument is meant to reveal the truth, not to create it.
Peter Drucker The computer is a moron.
Brooks Atkinson It takes most men five years to recover from a college education, and to learn that poetry is as vital to thinking as knowledge.
Milton Friedman The government solution to a problem is usually as bad as the problem.
Jennie Finch And my dad drilled it in my head, you know, 'If you want it bad enough, and you're willing to make the sacrifices, you can do it. But first you have to believe in yourself.
David Duchovny I think the real heroic teachers are the ones who work with kids, like my mom and my sister do.
Oliver Hudson My mom is in her mid-60s and has more energy and is more youthful than any human being I know. It's pretty incredible.
St. Jerome Marriage is good for those who are afraid to sleep alone at night.
Georg Buchner The power of the people and the power of reason are one.
Jared Leto My mother is very, very smart and commands respect because she has a lot of respect for herself.
Hodding Carter There are only two lasting bequests we can hope to give our children. One of these is roots, the other, wings.
Robert Atkins Food compulsion isn't a character disorder it's a chemical disorder.
e. e. cummings I thank you God for this most amazing day, for the leaping greenly spirits of trees, and for the blue dream of sky and for everything which is natural, which is infinite, which is yes.
Kate Smith I shall always respect the composer. If I embellish, it is his idea I am embellishing.
Edward Albert Fear is the only true enemy, born of ignorance and the parent of anger and hate.
Michael Jordan In any investment, you expect to have fun and make money.

Ogden Nash

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