Maybe humans are just the pet alligators that God flushed down the toilet.

Chuck Palahniuk

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Wilhelm von Humboldt However great an evil immorality may be, we must not forget that it is not without its beneficial consequences. It is only through extremes that men can arrive at the middle path of wisdom and virtue.
Maharishi Mahesh Yogi Life finds its purpose and fulfillment in the expansion of happiness.
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Michael Chang For me, I think the Lord wanted me to win to put a smile on Chinese people's faces.
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