George Carlin

Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.

George Carlin

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David Herbert Lawrence Sex and beauty are inseparable, like life and consciousness. And the intelligence which goes with sex and beauty, and arises out of sex and beauty, is intuition.
Chris Rock I'm in show business... I want to hang out with Janet Jackson, not Jesse Jackson.
Baltasar Gracian Better mad with the rest of the world than wise alone.
Anna Pavlova No one can arrive from being talented alone, work transforms talent into genius.
Pierre Trudeau The essential ingredient of politics is timing.
Josh Hutcherson I didn't go to high school, so I don't have a high school experience. I was home-schooled during high school.
Hugh Hefner If you let society and your peers define who you are, you're the less for it.
Bode Miller I don't put anything in front of taking ski racing and sports seriously.
Leslie Fiedler Faulkner turned out to be a great teacher. When a student asked a question ineptly, he answered the question with what the student had really wanted to know.
Henry Ward Beecher God asks no man whether he will accept life. That is not the choice. You must take it. The only choice is how.
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Grover Cleveland A government for the people must depend for its success on the intelligence, the morality, the justice, and the interest of the people themselves.
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Gary Bauer All the culture war issues will be settled by the court.
Ernst Zundel I am not saying that during the Second World War Germany did not, under the leadership of the National Socialist government, commit crimes.
Jean Paul Live your life and forget your age.
Mika Brzezinski We have to unclutter our brains from worries that maybe people don't like us. Women tend to worry about popularity it doesn't matter if they like you. They need to respect you. They need to show that respect for you in your pay check. And that needs to be okay.
Daniel Goleman My hope was that organizations would start including this range of skills in their training programs - in other words, offer an adult education in social and emotional intelligence.
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George Carlin

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