Rita Rudner

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.

Rita Rudner

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Helen Keller Life is a succession of lessons which must be lived to be understood.
Dave Matthews But then there are magical, beautiful things in the world. There's incredible acts of kindness and bravery, and in the most unlikely places, and it gives you hope.
Yuri Milner Science is one of a handful of things that defines us as a very special species. It is amazing how far we have been able to get and how accurate our predictions are. I think understanding how the universe was born is very important. It really gives us a perspective on many things.
Sarah Jessica Parker I remember when I came home from the hospital after having my son, I wore a Narciso Rodriguez black coat. Then, I was using this fragrance that I had created. I walk by that coat, and it still smells like that fragrance. It takes you right there.
Katherine Heigl As women, we have more of a tendency to be people-pleasers, and I know a lot of women who are not vocal about what makes them happy.
William Penn Time is what we want most, but what we use worst.
Jim Parsons I think intelligence is usually sexy until it becomes irritating. After that, you're stuck.
Valentino Rossi I would have probably stolen cars - it would have given me the same adrenaline rush as racing.
Jean de la Bruyere It's motive alone which gives character to the actions of men.
Wynonna Judd The failures and successes are necessary for learning.
Philip James Bailey Respect is what we owe love, what we give.
Elayne Boosler Stand-up is like a movie every night. You write it, direct it, produce it, the audience votes, and you go home. There's nothing more satisfying.
James McGreevey Inauthenticity is endemic in American politics today. The political backrooms where I spent much of my career were just as benighted as my personal life, equally crowded with shadowy strangers and compromises, truths I hoped to deny. I lived not in one closet but in many.
Larry Elder My mom and my dad were married 56 years, and the fact that I reconciled with my dad I think made their marriage a little bit better as well.
William Shakespeare If you can look into the seeds of time, and say which grain will grow and which will not, speak then unto me.
Linda Chavez Neither the wording of the amendment itself nor common practice challenged the widely held belief that government guaranteed freedom of religion, not freedom from religion.
Dane Cook Anger has a way of seeping into every other emotion and planting itself in there.
Tyra Banks Paris is one of the most beautiful places in all the world. Unfortunately, I was so homesick I couldn't appreciate its beauty.
Miguel de Cervantes Diligence is the mother of good fortune, and idleness, its opposite, never brought a man to the goal of any of his best wishes.
Trent Reznor I wanted to escape Small Town U.S.A. To dismiss the boundaries, to explore. My life experience came from watching movies, TV, and reading books and magazines. When your culture comes from watching TV everyday, you're bombarded with images of things that seem cool, places that seem interesting, peopl...
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Rita Rudner

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