Robert Benchley

Dachshunds are ideal dogs for small children, as they are already stretched and pulled to such a length that the child cannot do much harm one way or the other.

Robert Benchley

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William Arthur Ward A well-developed sense of humor is the pole that adds balance to your steps as you walk the tightrope of life.
Anthony Hopkins I came here in 1974 to do a play, and then I went to L.A. I really like living in America. I feel more at home here than anywhere else.
Patricia Heaton Some people are cool with the fact that their bodies bear witness to this great thing they produced, their children, and I understand that. But on a personal level, it makes me feel better that my breasts are not down to my knees when I'm undressed in front of my husband.
Ronald Reagan It's true hard work never killed anybody, but I figure, why take the chance?
Jose Mourinho Facing the press is not easy, but because you have to go, you have to try to take a lot of positive things for yourself from these face-to-face meetings.
Bill Gates If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 1,000 MPG.
Marilyn Monroe Respect is one of life's greatest treasures. I mean, what does it all add up to if you don't have that?
Steve Jobs Microsoft has had two goals in the last 10 years. One was to copy the Mac, and the other was to copy Lotus' success in the spreadsheet - basically, the applications business. And over the course of the last 10 years, Microsoft accomplished both of those goals. And now they are completely lost.
Sun Tzu There is no instance of a nation benefitting from prolonged warfare.
Arthur Henderson It is because I believe that it is in the power of such nations to lead the world back into the paths of peace that I propose to devote myself to explaining what, in my opinion, can and should be done to banish the fear of war that hangs so heavily over the world.
Wayne Gretzky A good hockey player plays where the puck is. A great hockey player plays where the puck is going to be.
Confucius The superior man understands what is right the inferior man understands what will sell.
Jeremy Rifkin We were making the first step out of the age of chemistry and physics, and into the age of biology.
Jessica Capshaw I love what I do and I think it shows. As my kids get older, they can see me as a mom who loves working.
Jerry Saltz Imagine it's 1981. You're an artist, in love with art, smitten with art history. You're also a woman, with almost no mentors to look to art history just isn't that into you. Any woman approaching art history in the early eighties was attempting to enter an almost foreign country, a restricted and ex...
Helle Thorning-Schmidt Denmark needs change, Denmark needs to move on and Denmark needs my leadership.
Jean Genet Worse than not realizing the dreams of your youth, would be to have been young and never dreamed at all.
Enya Fame and success are very different things.
Rosabeth Moss Kanter Power is the ability to get things done.
Jake Owen I had always loved music. I grew up listening to classic country, Waylon Jennings, Merle Haggard. My dad loved Vern Gosdin and Keith Whitley. So I kept going to class and started getting totally into playing guitar and teaching myself these songs.
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Robert Benchley

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