Robert Benchley

A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down.

Robert Benchley

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Joe Rogan The only time I commit to conspiracy theories is when something way retarded happens. Like Lee Harvey Oswald acting alone.
Luther Burbank If we had paid no more attention to our plants than we have to our children, we would now be living in a jungle of weed.
Max Frisch My greatest fear: repetition.
Rene Redzepi I still cook at home. A lot of chefs I think don't cook at home. But I still do, I love cooking at home, I love having friends.
Bernard Cornwell What I mean by that is that the point of life, as I see it, is not to write books or scale mountains or sail oceans, but to achieve happiness, and preferably an unselfish happiness.
Angelina Jolie I like to hide behind the characters I play. Despite the public perception, I am a very private person who has a hard time with the fame thing.
Doug Coupland Men won't read any email from a woman that's over 200 words long.
P. J. O’Rourke I think it's been hard for people to understand how Islam can be a good religion, and yet the Islamists are evil. Those of us who have had experience with Islam understand this, just as we understand the difference between snake handlers and people going to church on Sunday morning.
Don Rickles You can't study comedy it's within you. It's a personality. My humor is an attitude.
Robert Kiyosaki When I started my last business, I didn't receive a paycheck for 13 months. The average person can't handle that pressure.
William F. Buckley, Jr. The best defense against usurpatory government is an assertive citizenry.
John George Nicolay Lincoln's stature and strength, his intelligence and ambition - in short, all the elements which gave him popularity among men in New Salem, rendered him equally attractive to the fair sex of that village.
Willie Nelson I am not a pig farmer. The pigs had a great time, but I didn't make any money.
Edward Gibbon Their poverty secured their freedom, since our desires and our possessions are the strongest fetters of despotism.
Desmond Morris Life is like a very short visit to a toyshop between birth and death.
Chris Lowe House music is about love, and lots of hip hop is about hate and intolerance, so in that respect, it's not good at all.
Richard Pryor Sure, I have friends, plenty of friends, and they all come around wantin' to borrow money. I've always been generous with my friends and family, with money, but selfish with the important stuff like love.
Mick Mars When I drank, I had a very different attitude towards my playing. It was sloppier but I kind of liked it that way. It was like the alcohol was telling my mind what to do.
Jenny McCarthy Craziest thing I've done for love is getting married. I think it's crazy. I think it's crazy, crazy, crazy. I'm never going to say I wouldn't do it again but I have to make sure it's love and not settling for the 'I have to do this by a certain age,' which is kind of what I did.
Vaclav Havel It lies in human nature that where you experience your first laughs, you also remember the age kindly.
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Robert Benchley

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