Rodney Dangerfield

What a dog I got, his favorite bone is in my arm.

Rodney Dangerfield

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Susan B. Anthony Trust me that as I ignore all law to help the slave, so will I ignore it all to protect an enslaved woman.
Steven Wright I had to stop driving my car for a while... the tires got dizzy.
Nathan Deal For the last 3 years, we have celebrated National Nurses Week. Beginning on May 6, we will once again have the opportunity to truly commend the nursing community for their contributions to our national health delivery system.
William Arthur Ward Forgiveness is a funny thing. It warms the heart and cools the sting.
Brendan Francis Inspirations never go in for long engagements they demand immediate marriage to action.
Leonard Cohen I always thought that poetry is the verdict that others give to a certain kind of writing. So to call yourself a poet is a kind of dangerous description. It's for others it's for others to use.
Leo Burnett I am one who believes that one of the greatest dangers of advertising is not that of misleading people, but that of boring them to death.
Beah Richards Both class and race survive education, and neither should. What is education then? If it doesn't help a human being to recognize that humanity is humanity, what is it for? So you can make a bigger salary than other people?
John Wooden Friendship is two-sided. It isn't a friend just because someone's doing something nice for you. That's a nice person. There's friendship when you do for each other. It's like marriage - it's two-sided.
Nicki Minaj I hate formal stuff. I love looking like a doll and all that stuff and playing dress up, but when I'm home, sweat pants, t-shirt. When I'm in the studio, sweat pants, t-shirt.
Thomas Jefferson Walking is the best possible exercise. Habituate yourself to walk very fast.
George Eliot Delicious autumn! My very soul is wedded to it, and if I were a bird I would fly about the earth seeking the successive autumns.
Jesse Jackson Today's students can put dope in their veins or hope in their brains. If they can conceive it and believe it, they can achieve it. They must know it is not their aptitude but their attitude that will determine their altitude.
Gilbert K. Chesterton Happiness is a mystery, like religion, and should never be rationalised.
Vince Lombardi There is no room for second place. There is only one place in my game and that is first place. I have finished second twice in my time at Green Bay and I never want to finish second again.
Jennifer Morrison I keep my diet simple by sticking to mostly fruits and vegetables all day and then having whatever I want for dinner. I end up making healthy choices, like sushi or grilled fish, because I feel so good from eating well.
James Spader I grew up a Red Sox fan. I grew up going to Fenway Park and the Museum of Fine Arts and the Science Museum and Symphony Hall and going to the Common, walking around. My whole family at different times lived and worked in Boston.
Bertrand Russell A sense of duty is useful in work but offensive in personal relations. People wish to be liked, not to be endured with patient resignation.
Eddie Van Halen I mean it's funny, playing music, how of course you want it to do well, you want them to like it, but it's not competitive like an election, it's the Olympics, it's not a Formula 1 race. The Billboard charts are just to show you what people like.
Tom Vilsack I don't know if there is a Democrat who necessarily doesn't believe health care is a right instead of privilege. There is a significant between us and the Republican Party on that issue.
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