Camping Quotes and Sayings

If you’re not in New York, you’re camping out.
- Thomas E. Dewey

The ultimate camping trip was the Lewis and Clark expedition.
- Dave Barry

Following my junior year in high school, I went on a camping trip through Russia in a group led by Horst Momber, a young language teacher from Roosevelt.
- Peter Agre

It was at the beginning of all this tabloid frenzy. Our garbage was being gone through, and we were involved in all these chases getting home, and people camping out on our property to get pictures.
- Lauren Holly

Jews don’t go camping.  Life is hard enough as it is.
- Carol Siskind

We who lived in concentration camps can remember the men who walked through the huts comforting others, giving away their last piece of bread. They may have been few in number, but they offer sufficient proof that everything can be taken from a man but one thing: the last of the human freedoms — to choose one’s attitude in any given set of circumstances, to choose one’s own way.
- Viktor Frankl

Any man, in the right situation, is capable of murder. But not any man is capable of being a good camper. So, murder and camping are not as similar as you might think.
- Jack Handy

Backpacking:  An extended form of hiking in which people carry double the amount of gear they need for half the distance they planned to go in twice the time it should take.
- Author Unknown

I’ve been very physical my whole life. I went out hiking and camping for days in the Australian forest, and when I trained at drama school for three years, we did a whole lot on stage-fighting techniques. And I was a dancer from 5 to 18, so I have a memory for choreography.
- Yvonne Strahovski

It always rains on tents.  Rainstorms will travel thousands of miles, against prevailing winds for the opportunity to rain on a tent.
- Dave Barry

Living inside the shuttle was a little like camping out. We ended up sleeping in our seats. You had to pay attention to housekeeping, not get things too dirty.
- Robert Crippen

I, more or less, love camping out, so I dug it, but I didn’t enjoy other people’s pain.
- Casper Van Dien

But the place which you have selected for your camp, though never so rough and grim, begins at once to have its attractions, and becomes a very centre of civilization to you: “Home is home, be it never so homely.
- Henry David Thoreau

What I like about camping is you can get really dirty.  Either you’re all by yourself, so no one else sees you, or everyone you’re with is just as dirty as you are, so nobody cares.
- Anonymous

On Fame’s eternal camping-ground Their silent tents are spread, And Glory guards with solemn round The bivouac of the dead.
- Author Unknown

I think on the seventh day, God was running around, going, “Oh, my God! What haven’t I…? Rwanda! I better create Rwanda! Sorry, haven’t quite done that… The Tower of Pisa! Oh, it’s leaning… Oh, shi… done! Toilets in French camping sites… there we go. English football hooligans… there we go, whatever that is… Mrs. Thatcher’s heart… there we go… oh, fuck that! I know, I’ll put a stone in, that’ll work! There we go.
- Eddie Izzard

A lot of parents pack up their troubles and send them off to summer camp.
- Raymond Duncan

Many of our soldiers are stationed at Camp Coyote just south of the Iraqi border. This is how you know we have a strong army, when you can actually tell your enemy exactly where your camp is and what its name is.
- Jon Stewart

I’m really an outdoorsy girl. People think I can’t go anywhere without getting all primped up, but I love to go camping, and I’m totally fine with not doing my hair or makeup, not taking a shower and just hiking.
- Vanessa Hudgens

Courts and camps are the only places to learn the world in.
- Earl Of Chesterfield