Cats Quotes and Sayings

The best kind of alarm clock is the purring kind.
- Alexis F. Hope

I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down. Pigs treat us as equals.
- Winston Churchill

Cat: a pygmy lion who loves mice, hates dogs, and patronizes human beings.
- Oliver Herford

If you are allergic to a thing, it is best not to put that thing in your mouth, particularly if the thing is cats.
- Lemony Snicket

When you’re used to hearing purring and suddenly it’s gone, it’s hard to silence the blaring sound of sadness.
- Missy Altijd

To bathe a cat takes brute force, perseverance, courage of conviction – and a cat.  The last ingredient is usually hardest to come by.
- Stephen Baker

To err is human, to purr is feline.
- Robert Byrne

Cats seem to go on the principle that it never does any harm to ask for what you want.
- Joseph Wood Krutch

People meeting for the first time suddenly relax if they find they both have cats.  And plunge into anecdote.
- Charlotte Gray

Since each of us is blessed with only one life, why not live it with a cat?
- Robert Stearns

It is in the nature of cats to do a certain amount of unescorted roaming.
- Adlai Stevenson

You don’t own a cat, he is a free citizen.
- Robert A. Heinlein

There’s no need for a piece of sculpture in a home that has a cat.
- Wesley Bates

You can keep a dog; but it is the cat who keeps people, because cats find humans useful domestic animals.
- George Mikes

I have studied many philosophers and many cats.  The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior.
- Hippolyte Taine

A cat isn’t fussy – just so long as you remember he likes his milk in the shallow, rose-patterned saucer and his fish on the blue plate.  From which he will take it, and eat it off the floor.
- Arthur Bridges

A cat’s got her own opinion of human beings.  She don’t say much, but you can tell enough to make you anxious not to hear the whole of it.
- Jerome K. Jerome

Sometimes he curls up on my pillow during the night and I don’t know he’s there until I yawn and my mouth closes on a whisker.
- Astrid Alauda

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much.
- Mark Twain

Of all the toys available, none is better designed than the owner himself.  A large multipurpose plaything, its parts can be made to move in almost any direction.  It comes completely assembled, and it makes a sound when you jump on it.
- Stephen Baker

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