Cats were put into the world to disprove the dogma that all things were created to serve man.
- Paul Gray
Cats were put into the world to disprove the dogma that all things were created to serve man.
- Paul Gray
Purring would seem to be, in her case, an automatic safety valve device for dealing with happiness overflow.
- Monica Edwards
Cats have an infallible understanding of total concentration – and get between you and it.
- Arthur Bridges
If I tried to tell you how much I love my cats, you wouldn’t believe me – unless your heart is also meow-shaped and covered in stray fur.
- Lexie Saige
After scolding one’s cat one looks into its face and is seized by the ugly suspicion that it understood every word. And has filed it for reference.
- Charlotte Gray
When I play with my cat, who knows whether she is not amusing herself with me more than I with her.
- Michel de Montaigne
Even overweight, cats instinctively know the cardinal rule: when fat, arrange yourself in slim poses.
- John Weitz
A dog will make eye contact. A cat will, too, but a cat’s eyes don’t even look entirely warm-blooded to me, whereas a dog’s eyes look human.
- Roy Blount, Jr.
He swings from the chandelier, he paws my peanut butter, and he knocks over my drink in the most unfortunate places in the house – but I still love him like crazy. It’s like a hairball in my heart.
- Audra Foveo-Alba
Kittens are born with their eyes shut. They open them in about six days, take a look around, then close them again for the better part of their lives.
- Stephen Baker
I don’t think it is so much the actual bath that most cats dislike; I think it’s the fact that they have to spend a good part of the day putting their hair back in place.
- Debbie Peterson
Cats have intercepted my footsteps at the ankle for so long that my gait, both at home and on tour, has been compared to that of a man wading through low surf.
- Roy Blount, Jr.