Cats Quotes and Sayings

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.
- Robert A. Heinlein

We all have our “good old days” tucked away inside our hearts, and we return to them in daydreams like cats to favorite armchairs.
- Brian Carter

You call to a dog and a dog will break its neck to get to you. Dogs just want to please. Call to a cat and its attitude is, “What’s in it for me?
- Lewis Grizzard

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can’t get eight cats to pull a sled through snow.
- Jeff Valdez

If we treated everyone we meet with the same affection we bestow upon our favorite cat, they, too, would purr.
- Martin Buxbaum

Any household with at least one feline member has no need for an alarm clock.  – Louise A. Belcher

Dogs have owners, cats have staff.
- Author Unknown

The cat could very well be man’s best friend but would never stoop to admitting it.
- Doug Larson

Some people say that cats are sneaky, evil, and cruel. True, and they have many other fine qualities as well.
- Missy Dizick

Cats only pretend to be domesticated if they think there’s a bowl of milk in it for them.
- Robin Williams

Nobody who is not prepared to spoil cats will get from them the reward they are able to give to those who do spoil them.
- Compton MacKenzie

Cats are rather delicate creatures and they are subject to a good many ailments, but I never heard of one who suffered from insomnia.
- Joseph Wood Krutch

A meow massages the heart.
- Stuart McMillan

If he is comic, it is only because of the incongruity of so demure a look and so wild a heart.
- Alan Devoe

Cats are notoriously sore losers.  Coming in second best, especially to someone as poorly coordinated as a human being, grates their sensibility.
- Stephen Baker

A cat is never vulgar.
- Carl Van Vechten

I simply can’t resist a cat, particularly a purring one. They are the cleanest, cunningest, and most intelligent things I know, outside of the girl you love, of course.
- Mark Twain

Another cat?  Perhaps.  For love there is also a season; its seeds must be resown.  But a family cat is not replaceable like a wornout coat or a set of tires.  Each new kitten becomes its own cat, and none is repeated.  I am four cats old, measuring out my life in friends that have succeeded but not replaced one another.
- Irving Townsend

What greater gift than the love of a cat?
- Charles Dickens

As the cat lapses into savagery by night, and barbarously explores the dark, so primal and titanic is a woman with the love madness.
- Gelett Burgess

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