Clothing Quotes and Sayings

She wore far too much rouge last night and not quite enough clothes. That is always a sign of despair in a woman.
- Oscar Wilde

Funny that a pair of really nice shoes make us feel good in our heads – at the extreme opposite end of our bodies.
- Levende Waters

I base most of my fashion sense on what doesn’t itch.
- Gilda Radner

After all there is something about a wedding-gown prettier than in any other gown in the world.
- Douglas William Jerrold

I buy expensive suits. They just look cheap on me.
- Warren Buffett

If most of us are ashamed of shabby clothes and shoddy furniture, let us be more ashamed of shabby ideas and shoddy philosophies… It would be a sad situation if the wrapper were better than the meat wrapped inside it.
- Albert Einstein

We must put up with clothes as they are they have their reason for existing. They are on us to expose us to advertise what we wear them to conceal.
- Mark Twain

I don’t design clothes, I design dreams.
- Ralph Lauren

The best-dressed woman is one whose clothes wouldn’t look too strange in the country.
- Hardy Amies

Only men who are not interested in women are interested in women’s clothes. Men who like women never notice what they wear.
- Anatole France

I have a hankering to go back to the Orient and discard my necktie.  Neckties strangle clear thinking.
- Lin Yutang

Problems are only opportunities in work clothes.
- Henry J. Kaiser

The truly fashionable are beyond fashion.
- Cecil Beaton

She had a womanly instinct that clothes possess an influence more powerful over many than the worth of character or the magic of manners.
- Louisa May Alcott

A dress that zips up the back will bring a husband and wife together.
- James H. Boren

If your sister is in a tearing hurry to go out and cannot catch your eye, she’s wearing your best sweater.
- Pam Brown

To be a fashionable woman is to know yourself, know what you represent, and know what works for you.  To be “in fashion” could be a disaster on 90 percent of women.  You are not a page out of Vogue.
- Author Unknown

Sex is a bad thing because it rumples the clothes.
- Jacqueline Kenned

Shopping tip:  You can get shoes for 85 cents at the bowling alley.
- Author Unknown

Fashion is what you adopt when you don’t know who you are.
- Quentin Crisp