Clothing Quotes and Sayings

Common sense is genius dressed in its working clothes.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

Advertising is the most fun you can have with your clothes on.
- Bill Cosby

What a man most enjoys about a woman’s clothes are his fantasies of how she would look without them.
- Brendan Francis

The dress must not hang on the body but follow its lines.  It must accompany its wearer and when a woman smiles the dress must smile with her.
- Madeleine Vionnet

His clothes fit him so ill, and constrain him so much, that he seems rather their prisoner than their proprietor.
- Philip Dormer Stanhope

Dress is at all times a frivolous distinction, and excessive solicitude about it often destroys its own aim.
- Jane Austen

Why is it considered seductive for women to wear beautiful clothes?  Wouldn’t it make more sense to wear something so ugly that a guy couldn’t wait to take it off you?
- Flash Rosenberg

Every uniform corrupts one’s character.
- Max Frisch

Those who make their dress a principal part of themselves, will, in general, become of no more value than their dress.
- William Hazlitt

Clothes are never a frivolity:  they always mean something.
- James Laver

Remember that always dressing in understated good taste is the same as playing dead.
- Susan Catherine

People seldom notice old clothes if you wear a big smile.
- Lee Mildon

Almost every man looks more so in a belted trench coat.
- Sydney J. Harris

She wore a short skirt and a tight sweater and her figure described a set of parabolas that could cause cardiac arrest in a yak.
- Woody Allen

Never wear anything that panics the cat.
- P.J. O’Rourke

When you can’t do something truly useful, you tend to vent the pent up energy in something useless but available, like snappy dressing.
- Lois McMaster Bujold

What do nudists wear on casual Fridays?
- A.J. Esther

I love America, and I love American women.  But there is one thing that deeply shocks me – American closets.  I cannot believe one can dress well when you have so much.
- Andrée Putman

Women usually love what they buy, yet hate two-thirds of what is in their closets.
- Mignon McLaughlin

There is much to support the view that it is clothes that wear us and not we them; we may make them take the mould of arm or breast, but they would mould our hearts, our brains, our tongues to their liking.
- Virginia Woolf