Coffee Quotes and Saying

Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups:  alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat.
- Alex Levine

Coffee on an airplane always smells bad. Whenever it is served, suddenly the whole cabin stinks of it.
- Jonathan Carroll

I can’t sit around having coffee. I have all these appointments, and a lot of my friends sit around having coffee talking about the jobs they didn’t get.
- Eva Marie Saint

I like my coffee light.
- Elizabeth Banks

Conscience keeps more people awake than coffee.
- Author Unknown

A leaf fluttered in through the window this morning, as if supported by the rays of the sun, a bird settled on the fire escape, joy in the task of coffee, joy accompanied me as I walked.
- Anais Nin

Chocolate, men, coffee – some things are better rich.
- Author Unknown

All the coffee in Columbia won’t make me a morning person.
- Author Unknown

Suave molecules of Mocha stir up your blood, without causing excess heat; the organ of thought receives from it a feeling of sympathy; work becomes easier and you will sit down without distress to your principal repast which will restore your body and afford you a calm, delicious night.
- Prince Tallyrand

I always have coffee without sugar, you know. Just cream.
- Vincente Minnelli

Its amazing how the World begins to change through the eyes of a cup of coffee!!
- Donna A. Favors

Man does not live by coffee alone.  Have a danish.
- Author Unknown

In America you can buy bucket-sized cups of coffee in any flavour you like other than coffee-flavour.
- Author Unknown

Eating rice cakes is like chewing on a foam coffee cup, only less filling.
- Dave Barry

I never let politics get personal. You can have the most intense, heated debate on issues, and so long as you keep it on issues, you can go out and have coffee afterwards and you’re good friends.
- Phil Crane

I believe humans get a lot done, not because we’re smart, but because we have thumbs so we can make coffee.
- Flash Rosenberg

I could smell myself awake with that coffee.
- Jaesse Tyler

Decaf?  No, it’s dangerous to dilute my caffeine stream.
- Author Unknown

I like my coffee like I like my women. In a plastic cup.
- Eddie Izzard

I love going to the feed store and drinking coffee and talking about how much rain we need.
- Thomas Haden Church

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