Cows Quotes and Sayings

The mere brute pleasure of reading the sort of pleasure a cow must have in grazing.
- Lord Chesterfield

Parties who want milk should not seat themselves on a stool in the middle of the field in hopes that the cow will back up to them.
- Elbert Hubbard

When a cow laughs, does milk come out her nose?
- Author Unknown

I guess cows aren’t into the four food groups, especially when they are two of them.
- Anthony Clark

Who was the first guy that look at a cow and said,” I think that I’ll drink whatever comes out of those things when I squeeze them?
- Calvin Hobbes

The cow is nothing but a machine which makes grass fit for us people to eat.
- John McNulty

Mankind has a free will; but it is free to milk cows and to build houses, nothing more.
- Martin Luther

Some people are uncomfortable with the idea that humans belong to the same class of animals as cats and cows and raccoons. They’re like the people who become successful and then don’t want to be reminded of the old neighborhood.
- Phil Donahue

Single mindedness is all very well in cows or baboons; in an animal claiming to belong to the same species as Shakespeare it is simply disgraceful.
- Aldous Huxley

The friendly cow all red and white, I love with all my heart: She gives me cream with all her might To eat with apple-tart.
- Robert Louis Stevenson

If happiness truly consisted in physical ease and freedom from care, the happiest individual would not be either a man or a woman; but an American cow.
- William Lyon Phelps

You may rezoloot till the cows come home.
- John Hay

I never saw a Purple Cow I never hope to See One; But I can Tell you, Anyhow, I’d rather See than Be One.
- Frank Gelett Burgess

A mind of the caliber of mine cannot derive its nutriment from cows.
- George Bernard Shaw

The cow knows not what her tail is worth till she has lost it.
- George Herbert

The human body has no more need for cows’ milk than it does for dogs’ milk, horses’ milk, or giraffes’ milk.
- Michael Klaper

Science is not a sacred cow. Science is a horse. Don’t worship it. Feed it.
- Aubrey Eben

Opie you haven’t finished your milk.  We can’t put it back in the cow, you know.
- Andy Griffith Show

Keep a cow, and the milk won’t have to be watered but once.
- Josh Billings

The Moo cow moo’s got a tail like a rope En it’s ravelled down where it grows, En it’s just like feeling a piece of soap All over the moo-cow’s nose.
- Edmund Vance Cooke

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