Cows Quotes and Sayings

Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are good is like expecting the bull not to charge because you are a vegetarian.
- Dennis Wholey

Dumb animals we call them, while they bark and neigh and moo. They talk as much as we do – to them we seem dumb too.
- Rebecca McCann

There’s nothing like sitting back and talking to your cows.
- Russell Crowe

Tongue a variety of meat, rarely served because it clearly crosses the line between a cut of beef and a piece of a dead cow.
- Bob Ekstrom

There exists no politician in India daring enough to attempt to explain to the masses that cows can be eaten.
- Indira Gandhi

In India a farmhand was caught in the act with his cow. He said he had bad eyesight and thought it was his wife.
- Spike Milligan

To my mind the only possible pet is a cow. Cows love you. . . . They will listen to your problems and never ask a thing in return. They will be your friends forever. And when you get tired of them, you can kill and eat them. Perfect.
- Bill Bryson

A cow is a very good animal in the field; but we turn her out of a garden.
- Samuel Johnson

Sacred cows make the best hamburgers.
- Mark Twain

Thank you, pretty cow, that made Pleasant milk to soak my bread.
- Anne Taylor

Condensed milk is wonderful.  I don’t see how they can get a cow to sit down on those little cans.
- Fred Allen

He was so learned that he could name a horse in nine languages; so ignorant that he bought a cow to ride on.
- Benjamin Franklin

You can only milk a cow so long, and then you’re left holding the pail.
- Hank Aaron

Custard A detestable substance produced by a malevolent conspiracy of the hen, the cow, and the cook.
- Ambrose Bierce

I never saw a Purple Cow, I never hope to see one; But I can tell you, anyhow, I’d rather see than be one!
- Frank Gelett Burgess

Only in America do these peasants, our mothers, get their hair dyed platinum at the age of sixty, and walk up and down Collins Avenue in Florida in pedal pushers and mink stoles / and with opinions on every subject under the sun. It isn’t their fault they were given a gift like speech / look, if cows could talk, they would say things just as idiotic.
- Philip Roth

I’d rather kiss a mad cow on the muzzle than a smoker on the mouth.
- Paul Carvel

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