Dental Quotes and Sayings

Most every dental school has discount dental services.
- Matthew Lesko

Most of my friends from college became dental hygienists or went into retail, a lot went into sales. They all started getting married and having kids and buying homes and I was still living like a college student.
- Patricia Heaton

Some old women and men grow bitter with age; the more their teeth drop out, the more biting they get.
- George D. Prentice

The man with a toothache thinks everyone happy whose teeth are sound.
- George Bernard Shaw

The tongue is ever turning to the aching tooth.
- Thomas Fuller

There are two things in life that a sage must preserve at every sacrifice, the coats of his stomach and the enamel of his teeth.  Some evils admit of consolations, but there are no comforters for dyspepsia and the toothache.
- Henry Lytton Bulwer

Too many of today’s children have straight teeth and crooked morals.
- Author Unknown

Tooth decay was a perennial national problem that meant a mouthful of silver for patients, and for dentists a pocketful of gold.
- Claudia Wallis

We do have a zeal for laughter in most situations, give or take a dentist.
- Joseph Heller

You don’t have to brush your teeth just the ones you want to keep.
- Author Unknown

You know, sometimes a man just can”t satisfy all of a woman’’s desires. Which is why God invented dental floss.
- Unknown Quotes

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