Desserts Quotes and Sayings

Work is the meat of life, pleasure the dessert.
- B. C. Forbes

If not for chocolate, there would be no need for control top pantyhose.  An entire garment industry would be devastated.
- Author Unknown

There are two kinds of people in the world:  those who love chocolate, and communists.
- Leslie Moak Murray

Never trust a skinny ice cream man.
- Ben Cohen

Chocolate is an antidepressant, which is especially useful as you start to gain weight.
- Jason Love

Strength is the capacity to break a chocolate bar into four pieces with your bare hands and then eat just one of the pieces.
- Judith Viorst

If  ice cream is scooped but no one is there to eat it, does it still taste good?
- A.J. Esther

Anything is good if it’s made of chocolate.
- Jo Brand

Fudge is made by chocolate angels.
- Alexis F. Hope

Scoops of mint ice cream with chips of chocolate cows.
- Jim Bishop

Everyone has a price mine is chocolate.
- Author Unknown

There’s nothing better than a good friend, except a good friend with chocolate.
- Linda Grayson

I did though at least expect him to correct the false statements he made when he was trying to protect the Presidency. Instead, he talked about it as though I had laid it all out there for the taking. I was the buffet and he just couldn’t resist the dessert.
- Monica Lewinsky

It’s nice to eat a good hunk of beef but you want a light dessert, too.
- Arthur Fiedler

Researchers have discovered that chocolate produced some of the same reactions in the brain as marijuana.  The researchers also discovered other similarities between the two, but can’t remember what they are.
- Author Unknown

My favorite thing in the world is a box of fine European chocolates which is, for sure, better than sex.
- Alicia Silverstone

Forget love I’d rather fall in chocolate!
- Sandra J. Dykes

Unless your name ends in Baskin or Robbins, I really can’t fit you into my schedule right now.
- Uniek Swain

If you are not feeling well, if you have not slept, chocolate will revive you.  But you have no chocolate!  I think of that again and again!  My dear, how will you ever manage?
- Marquise de Sévigné

Ice cream is exquisite What a pity it isn’t illegal.
- Voltaire

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