Dogs Quotes and Sayings

I think dogs are the most amazing creatures; they give unconditional love.  For me they are the role model for being alive.
- Gilda Radner

The dog is a yes-animal very popular with people who can’t afford to keep a yes-man.
- Robertson Davies

The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog.
- Ambrose Bierce

The poor dog, in life the firmest friend, The first to welcome, foremost to defend.
- Lord Byron

I loathe people who keep dogs.  They are cowards who haven’t got the guts to bite people themselves.
- Author Unknown

The dog is a gentleman; I hope to go to his heaven, not man’s.
- Mark Twain

Money will buy a pretty good dog, but it won’t buy the wag of his tail.
- Josh Billings

I am not your dog, but if every time you saw me, you gave me a backrub, I would run to greet you, too.
- Robert Brault

When you leave them in the morning, they stick their nose in the door crack and stand there like a portrait until you turn the key eight hours later.
- Erma Bombeck

If dogs could talk, perhaps we would find it as hard to get along with them as we do with people.
- Karel Capek

Any member introducing a dog into the Society’s premises shall be liable to a fine of one pound.  Any animal leading a blind person shall be deemed to be a cat.
- Oxford Union Society

Dogs laugh, but they laugh with their tails.
- Max Eastman

My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to 99 cents a can.  That’s almost $7.00 in dog money.
- Joe Weinstein

A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down.
- Robert Benchley

Near this spot are deposited the remains of one who possessed Beauty without Vanity, Strength without Insolence, Courage without Ferocity, and all the Virtues of Man, without his Vices.  This Praise, which would be unmeaning Flattery if inscribed over human ashes, is but a just tribute to the Memory of Boatswain, a Dog.
- George Gordon

Man is a dog’s idea of what God should be.
- Holbrook Jackson

A dog can express more with his tail in seconds than his owner can express with his tongue in hours.
- Author Unknown

I wonder what goes through his mind when he sees us peeing in his water bowl.
- Penny Ward Moser

Every dog has his day but the nights are reserved for the cats.
- Author unknown

Dogs are miracles with paws.
- Susan Ariel

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